The New Rice Purity Test
✨ Questions updated for a modern audience
The New Rice Purity Test is a scroll through your sins, not a checklist for your future.
It's a (mostly) anonymous way to reflect on just how deep you've gone into the modern human experience — from the mildly reckless to the legally questionable. Think of it as a cultural X-ray: part therapy, part chaos, part group chat confession.
Disclaimer: This isn't a to-do list. Trying to complete all 100 items will almost certainly end your career, your dignity, or result in you being cancelled.
Click every item you've done. The more you check, the less innocent you are.